you barely post anymore? bitch you is maniac! — Asked by Anonymous

hahahahahah I am maniac after all

poolofacid:

luggagebro:

mikaylanogueira:

Why Women Don’t Give Blow Jobs 
Interesting Sex Facts You Never Knew
Weird Facts About Orgasms
Top Sex Myths Debunked
Have The Best Butt on the Beach
Get Great Cleavage In Minutes. Wonderful DIY Hack!
Yoga Pants are Everybody’s Favorite- Here’s Why!
Reasons Sexting Is Awesome and why you should Start!

Wow that is so true about the blow jobs.. i’ll literally never give one

i think ill start wearing yoga pants now LOL

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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Don’t settle for someone who doesn’t give you things to say. Forever is a long time to make small talk.
Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)

dead-end-kids:

thegreatmingdynasty:

mingclosetbunny:

otp more like
OH
THE
PAIN

OH

THE

PLEASURE

OH
THE
PORN 

my life in several acronyms

ilovedora03:

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

i will always reblog this,

erospainter:

"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary." — Robert A. Heinlein

erospainter:

"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary." 
— Robert A. Heinlein

Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light.

Jeff Buckley (via desinercia)

That is why the french term for orgasm is “la petite mort" which translates as "the little death."

Don’t ask me how I know that.

(via dancingheartwiththeponies)

Yup. Had a few little deaths last night and thinking back, it’s true. You literally think of NOTHING.

(via boredandmoist)

mouthofthesouf:

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before me bitches i am your queen

usually depends on what my eye brows look like

mouthofthesouf:

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before me bitches i am your queen

usually depends on what my eye brows look like

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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I can finally do it

I can finally do it

Can u tell.from the look in her eye!#?

Can u tell.from the look in her eye!#?

Over and over again

Over and over again